Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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