I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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