Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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