I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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