Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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