sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
