How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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We are two peas in an std pod
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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