Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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