I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Randomize
