We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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