I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
