Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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