Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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