S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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