this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
It's just like the Real World with babies
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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