He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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