I need help removing her.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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