Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
How does it feel to date your dad?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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