good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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