does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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