Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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