Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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