Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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