Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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