She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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