what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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