i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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