Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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