Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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