Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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