sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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