What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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