how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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