I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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