Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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