aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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