found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
