Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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