she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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