try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
if only i could text you this smell
if i died would you start the facebook group?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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