Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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