what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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