i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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