actually, I'm a sock model
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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