you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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