I heard we made out
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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