Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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