Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
thus making me awesome and them whores
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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