Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
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How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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