He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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