i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Acid is not a monday night drug
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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