there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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