Do vagina's smell?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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