There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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