he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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