You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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