Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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